HaileyAndAlphonseElric

I duuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnno

Chester: Well, he's obsesed with South Park.
Me: It's true. I'm a South Park Addict.
Chester: And I'm a sex addict.
Me: What shows do you watch?

Chester: Ha, I guess you're right.
Me: If you think he's going overboard just give him a good beating. So, do you like South Park?

Me: I'm a virgin too. But Chester on the other hand...
Chester: I've had a couple of virgins before. They're the best to get it on with cause they're tight.
Me: *cracks metal bat in half over Chesters head* That's enough Chester!
Chester: Owwww! *grabs head* That hurts.
Me: Well then watch what you say.

Chester: you don't have to like someone to have sex. Ever here of a one night stand?
Me: Yeah and they are completely wrong.
Chester: You weren't complaining last month at that one party.
Me: Now that's not fair. You know that when I get drunk I become as perverted as you do.

Chester: I would be around much longer... that sounds like kinky action to me.
Me: Everything sounds like kinky action to you.
Chester: It sounds real kinky comeing from this beautiful young lady.
Me: Chester, will you stop think with your penis for once. We just met the girl.
Chester: I know, that's the best time to try and score.

Me: It's not just perverted remarks, he'll try and touch you in inapropreate places, hide cameras around your house like in the shower, and even try and take advantage of you when you're unconcious if you drink too much.
Chester: *shrugs sholders* What can I say? It's a hobby.
Me: Hobby? I thought it was a habit?
Chester: I started calling it a hobby so I wouldn't have to go to my theropist any more.

Chester: Why? Are you a big pervert too?
Me: I think she means she'll beat you up if you try anything.
Chester: I'm used to it.

Me: Sure, we'd love to be friends.
Chester: Yes, we'd love to have another female friend.
Me: *whispers to ya* Watch out for Chester, he's a major pervert.

I'm amazed...