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Thanks heaps fanart-freak for the profile pic! ^___^

ATTENTION ALL! You'll notice that I'm not all that active here on FAC. You should head over to my deviantART account if you're over there. I submit a lot more stuff there than I do here.
kougrapaw.deviantart.com


IMPORTANT: STOP sending me chain messages, people!! They're getting really annoying. srsly.

Requests and art trades are ALWAYS open! (see details below)

Coloured text is fun.

Everyone is free to draw me or my characters! ^____^

Dis is meh profile. It sure pwns yours.

(layout partly borrowed from PillowTulip)

REAL NAME: Tessa Peterson

AGE: 15

DOB: March 1, 1992

STAR SIGN: Pisces

CHINESE ZODIAC: Monkey

STUFF I LIKE: They Might Be Giants (especially John Linnell <3), Homestar Runner, Bonus Stage, Invader Zim, cartoons in general, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, video games, Neopets, Kingdom of Loathing, drawing, pretzels

OTHER PLACES YOU CAN FIND ME:
* notes places I visit somewhat regularly.
** notes places you'll most definitely find me.

** deviantART: kougrapaw
http://kougrapaw.deviantart.com

** MSN: kougrapaw@hotmail.com

Kingdom Of Loathing: Captain Saucepan

Neopets:
* kougra_cool167 (main)
http://www.neopets.com/userlookup.phtml?user=kougra_cool167
x_kougrapaw_x
x_ jirachi
(and a hidden account too, which probably won't stay hidden for too much longer)

AvatarLog: kougra_cool167
http://avatar.starried.net/profile.php?viewuser=kougra_cool167

Homestar Runner Wiki: Tess-chan
http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/User:Tess-chan

* Homestar Runner Wiki Forum: also Tess-chan
http://forum.hrwiki.org/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3564

This Might Be A Wiki: Doctor Tess
http://tmbw.net/wiki/User:Doctor_Tess

* LiveJournal: kougrapaw
http://kougrapaw.livejournal.com/

Bonus Stage Forum: Doctor Worm
http://www.bonusstages.com/forums/index.cgi?b=,v=memberpanel,a=view,u=Doctor_Worm

TMBG Talk Forum: Doctor Tess
http://tmbgtalk.1.forumer.com/index.php?showuser=273

Psyche Forum: Doctor Tess
http://www.freeforum101.com/pbs/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=56&mforum=pbs

My OCs:

HTF:
Ryuu - The random little dragon
Leia - The pirate fox who loves to sing
Jade - The sneaky, kleptomaniacal squirrel
Tox - The fairy godparent tiger who loves spreading the chaos
Oddity - The strange little cat, Tox's servant and Ryuu's 'master'
Janai - The depressed purple bunny
Sparky - The constantly annoyed kangaroo
Jirachi - The gypsy firefly
Sensei - The karate teaching bear
Tazi - The cold-blooded ninja porcupine
Shabti - The jackal spirit of the dead
Super F - The cat with a cape and a superiority complex
Junior - The Charlie fangirl... creature
Fishy - The otter who rules over the Fishies
Tawny - The poor, picked-on stray dog
Miscellaneous Squirrel - The squirrel who everyone hates
Phobia - The shapeshifting bat and master of fear
Razzberry - The cool cat (or dog, rather) on the block
Cryptid - The mysterious sea serpent
Kenya - The sock-obsessed, cardboard box-dwelling, clinically insane African wild dog
Daniel - Half squirrel, half rabbit, the eldest son of Jack and Jade and twin of Valerie
Valerie - Half squirrel, half rabbit, the daughter of Jack and Jade and twin of Daniel
Jazz - Half squirrel, half rabbit, the youngest son of Jack and Valerie
Anti-Me - The anti-form of me that lives in Mirror World
Anti-Ryuu - The British anti-form of Ryuu that lives in Mirror World
Zen - A black-and-white alien from some other planet
Cherry Gecko - A mostly sweet little gecko
Stereotype - The shadow of a rabbit
Voodoo - A bunny voodoo doll
Tambourine - Two cats in one
Misery - A synthetic fox, adopted from Jimmy
Tilde - An evil scientist bunny-fox
Underscore - An assassin experiment created by Tilde
Reaper - A very immature reaper bat
Charlie - Adopted from Nighty, and a very talented singer
E.B. - An obnoxious gamer and computer hacker
Canadia - A Canadian beaver who likes to cook

Not-quite-HTF-OCs:
Squinnell - My HTF form of John Linnell
Beaver-Flans - My HTF form of John Flansburgh

Neopets:
Snowy: The Possessed
Rusty: The Generous
Stripz: The Criminal
Tiki: The Beast
Plush: The Dreamer
Kireiu: The Helper
Tari: The Altered
Star: The Corrupted
Sui: The Athletic
Juju: The Magical
Midori: The Prankster
Kohaku: The Wanderer
Getsu: The Ruler of Night
Taiyoo: The Ruler of Day
Meian: The Beacon
Spontany: The Lost One

H*R:
Shoelace - The stalker of Homestar who speaks really funny
Cheaply Stiched - A plush snake found at Bubs' Consession Stand

IZ:
Izz - The insane invader with a mallet
Hologram - Izz's evil mutated SIR unit
Daffodil - The SIR I built for me =P
Haze - An invader who likes killing stuff and looking sexy xD
Zephyr - Haze's SIR; gentle breeze by day, brutal storm by night
Pride - An angel who can heal and stuff
Ivory - Pride's SIR who's a little cowardly
Glory - Pride's egotistical sister and a Tallest
Ebony - The SIR that Glory abandoned after becoming Tallest

Sonic:
Kibou - I forgot to add her xD

Original:
(Cloud Tower)
Nimbus - A good-hearted elf with a big sword
Cirrus - The hyper magic little kid xD
Stratus - The very intelligent elemental of Thunder
Cumulus - A griffon-boy with a temper and telekinesis
The Mirai Twins - Yuki and Kageri, two furry-dragon-things who can predict the future

Adopted:
Tarron - A kind, sporty wolagon (adopted from wolf-girl-ghost)

Requests pending:
http://kougrapaw.deviantart.com/journal/10035027/

Details about requests
I will do art for pretty much any cartoon, real person, animal or original character.
I'll do slash. I'll also do violence, but no hentai.
Please be patient. You gotta understand that I'm busy with schoolwork and don't always have a lot of time.
If I have a long line of requests, I will get yours done, it will just take longer than usual. So don't complain.
Also, if you don't specify whether you want it hand-drawn or CGed, you get the first option unless I feel it deserves to be CGed.

Umm... you can leave now.

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GavImp on July 12, 2006, 3:53:30 AM

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GavImpthis will make you cry...

Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you.


READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE

Please listen to this angel's request......

If you do the small favor she asks to come true, She will be sent down to guard and protect you.

Please....do it for Jenny.

Send ten copies and see what happens in four days. You will get a surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

Good luck, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must leave your hands in 24 hours.................................

SegaTheHedgehog on July 11, 2006, 7:02:31 PM

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SegaTheHedgehogDiego: I feel Dragony *Breathes fire at Janice*

Janice: Ow

Diego:I wont Spit ryuu out until im Loved..

Janice: *Dead*

SegaTheHedgehog on July 11, 2006, 6:53:43 PM

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SegaTheHedgehogDiego: *Eats Safe* MMmm Safe...

Diego: *Eats Ryuu* Mmmm Dragon

Diego: *Falls down and changes*

Janice: what the hell

Dieguu:I AM DIEGUU Combination of Ryuu and Diego

Janice:Tess Fix this

SegaTheHedgehog on July 11, 2006, 6:42:12 PM

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SegaTheHedgehogDiego: TESSY HATES ME *Cries loud*

Janice: Shut up Diego

Diego: *Continues Crying loud*

Janice: Tess please shut him up!

SegaTheHedgehog on July 11, 2006, 5:32:06 PM

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SegaTheHedgehogDiego: Tessy i love you! *Looks at your eyes*

Janice: *Tapes Ryuus mouth shut* Now no more non-sense

wolf-girl-ghost on July 11, 2006, 4:48:18 PM

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wolf-girl-ghost(from Oblivion)

this will make you cry...

Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you.


READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE

Please listen to this angel's request......

If you do the small favor she asks to come true, She will be sent down to guard and protect you.

Please....do it for Jenny.

Send ten copies and see what happens in four days. You will get a surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

Good luck, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must leave your hands in 24 hours.................................

Oblivion on July 11, 2006, 11:20:36 AM

Oblivion on
Oblivionthis will make you cry...

Jenny was so happy about the house they had found. For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease. As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze. How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting; she'd have friends over soon. There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be. On the first day of school, everything went great. She made new friends and even got a date! She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be, Because I just got a date with the star of the team!" To be known in this school you had to have clout, And dating this guy would sure help her out. There was only one problem stopping her fate. Her parents had said she was too young to date. "Well I just won't tell them the entire truth. They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?" Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night. Her parents frowned but said, "All right." Excited, she got ready for the big event But as she rushed around like she had no sense, She began to feel guilty about all the lies, But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride? Well the pizza was good, and the party was great, But the moonlight ride would have to wait. For Dan was half drunk by this time. But he kissed her and said that he was just fine. Then the room filled with smoked and Dan took a puff. Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Dan was ready to ride to the point But only after he'd smoked another joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride, Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive. They finally made it to the point at last, And Dan started trying to make a pass. A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all (and by a pass, I don't mean playing football.) "Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young. Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb." With all of her might, she pushed Dan away: "Please take me home, I don't want to stay." Dan cranked up the engine and floored the gas. In a matter of seconds they were going too fast. As Dan drove on in a fit of wild anger, Jenny knew that her life was in danger. She begged and pleaded for him to slow down, But he just got faster as they neared the town. "Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied. I really went out for a moonlight ride." Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash. "Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!" She doesn't remember the force of impact. Just that everything all of a sudden went black. She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble, And heard, "call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble! Voices she heard...a few words at best. But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck. Then wondered to herself if Dan was all right, And if the people in the other car was alive. She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad. "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed inside her head, As they gently told her that Dan was dead. They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do. But it looks as if we'll lose you too." "But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried. "We're sorry, Jenny, they also died." Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done I only wanted to have just one night of fun." "Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim, And wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied, And that it's my fault so many have died. Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?" The nurse just stood there-she never agreed. But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. And a few moments later Jenny died. A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best To bid that girl her one last request?" She looked at the man with eyes so sad. "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad." This story is sad and unpleasant but true, So young people take heed, it could have been you.


READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE

Please listen to this angel's request......

If you do the small favor she asks to come true, She will be sent down to guard and protect you.

Please....do it for Jenny.

Send ten copies and see what happens in four days. You will get a surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

Good luck, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must leave your hands in 24 hours.................................

GavImp on July 11, 2006, 10:11:24 AM

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GavImpOk!! I have really you drawing of Ryuu and you ^^

SegaTheHedgehog on July 11, 2006, 7:11:15 AM

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SegaTheHedgehogDiego: I am ALIVE!

Diego: And i missed you! *Tackles you*

Janice:How am i related to him?

Watson: He is your cousin Janice

Janice:...

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