YunieXTidus

I'm trying to accurately depict my real life response. lol.

Maybe so, but the guy that's like that goes home alone. Sad but true. Even if we do have completely pure intentions, there's just that sort of stigma.

Lol I'd love to see that sort of response in person. xD

(Gently nips your earlobe, continuing the massage) Cat got your tongue?

Well, hey. There'll be a girl someday who cares enough to get past your shy barrier and root you out for the romantic you are!

Lol, okay. When can I meet you? XD

No, but I wish YOU did.

It would be nice, I admit ^^

I don't start classes til the 22nd. Sooo... any time you can manage to get on a plane before then.

I freely admit that made me snort with surprise and laughter. XD

(Pauses for a moment) Well, that can be arranged. All you have to do is push me up against a wall and take it.

It'll happen eventually. Trust me.

Surprised me, too. lol. It just came out.

(Does exactly that) How does THAT grab you?

I'm sure. And I'm in no rush most of the time. I do get into the idea once in a while (Okay, more than that).

I had this weird dream. I work at this one ice rink where the locker rooms are practically public. Ditto with the showers. I was in there alone when some girl walked in. And I just sort of stripped for her. It was really weird.

XD you are full of surprises tonight!

(Looks stunned, but quickly recovers... sort of.) Well, I. Um. Quite nicely, actually.

Lmao. It's your long denied sexual needs asserting themselves.

thanks ^^ It's taking extra effort, lol.

That's what I thought. (Smirks, then stares blatantly at you) So THAT's what was on my back. Nice!

Yeah, but random stripping in a public place? Kinda hot, I admit.

Just lmao at you. XD

(Blushes and looks away) Aren't you supposed to be kissing me lavishly?

I never pegged you as an exhibitionist. Hehe. I'm sure I can use that to my advantage somehow.

lol. Maybe me making eyes at those two girls gave me some sort of confidence boost or something XD

(Resumes the kissing)

I wouldn't normally be, but it is kind of hot because it's so wrong. At least, that's what I think.

My goodness, you are spirited today! I must say, I'm blown away. xD

(Between kisses) You're very good at this, for someone without much experience, as you say.

Hey, I totally understand. I admit I've had a fantasy or two about doing it on a teacher's desk. With the teacher.

lol, thank you ^^

It's all instinct. Don't be so innocent with your hands!

I've had one about a nurse tying me to a hospital bed (The aforementioned 'it's a small world' girl, actually ^^'), one with a cheerleader back in school. But not much real-time stuff since, aside from some beach fantasies.

(Does some very not-innocent things with her hands) Don't be so innocent with your mouth!

Beach fantasies? A certain fire engine red bikini wouldn't have influenced that at all, would it?

Oh? But I'm so new...I'm not sure what you mean...how about you just go ahead and guide my mouth where it needs to be...
(Lol, you should probably delete these comments soon, before the site staff gets annoyed XD)

It certainly didn't hurt, lol. My beach fantasies are more tame. See, I kinda feel like, at my age, an 'innocent' romance won't happen. So I kind of starting thinking about summer romances. Kinda weird, huh?

You are so naughty! XD

XD I have the vague feeling that if we continue this, I'll have your internet innocence on my hands. I'm actually kind of speechless. You've thoroughly impressed me with your bravery tonight!

Actually, thats kind of cute. xD

lol, well, I'm working on it ^^

Lmao! There was someone who tried this with one of my OC's once. It was a death note scenario. Poor Kimihiro was 2 posts away from nailing Misa Misa, and the mods ruined it XD Actually, it was the person who made my current avatar. She accused Kimihiro of cheating on her (she was serious). I tried to explain to her that the Naruto Kimihiro isn't the same as the Death note Kimihiro, but she wasn't getting it at first.

Anyway, back on topic.
So, you just put my head in the right spot, and I'll figure it out...

(Shrug) It's on summer to-do list. Just a light, innocent thing. I don't mind if it turns a bit adult later on, but I'd love to frolic and play like I never really got to do when I was younger. Kinda stupid, but that's me.

Okay, who are you and what have you done with my sweet, shy, innocent NG?

(gently guides your mouth about twelve to fourteen inches below mouth level) Guiding, I can do. Your bravery is arou- astounding, I mean.

I see. Right, so when will you be in town, again?

I'm just on a roll tonight, for some reason!

mmm...I think you had it right the first time. I'm pretty 'astounded' myself.

lol, tempting. Very tempting.
Sweet, Innocent NG says that his fantasy ends with an innocent kiss (no, no 'french' in there) on the beach, holding hands with the girl. And they're both fully clothed, he'd like to add.

(Bites lip) How 'astounded'?

That's cute. But I must add, French kisses are much more fun.

Hmmm...look for yourself. How about 'above average' astounded?

More fun, but less innocent. I'm thinking the kind of kiss where you're about to say goodbye but don't really want to. (The french kissing IS included in the adult version of this fantasy, however. lol)

I hope this is accurate information you're feeding my imagination.

(Looks appropriately impressed) 'above average' works just fine. (Faint voice)

I happen to like both versions.

lol, it is XD (Damn, I cannot believe how red my face is now)

Feel free to take a look...or feel...or taste for yourself.
(I cannot believe I just typed that)

I like both versions, too ^^ lol. And the super adult version where she's got a hot best friend/sister is there, too. (I think that came from your "girl/girl/boy threesomes aren't uncommon" comment XD )

I can believe that perfectly well. xD

Neither can I! XDD

(Does all three, in order)

Well, I think the sister bit is stretching it. Best friend, maybe. xD

And now it's redder. This reply finally got me, lol. I didn't think you'd actually...

(Sucks in breath in surprise; pleasure)

Absolutely. That would be totally hot, lol. At least, in the XXX version. In the version that's standing out to me right now, it's sort of a sweet kiss on the beach. More romance, less lust. (See? I don't act my age!)

I'm the kind of girl who can rarely back down from a challenge. Especially one so tempting.

(Continues) Is that good for you?

It's not a bad thing! Every woman craves a romantic as well as a... caveman? Stud? I'm not sure of the right noun here. xD

I'm going to be afk for a few minutes. I'll be right back.

Not bad. Quite night after a long day of non-stop housework. Blagh.

So, same old stuff on my end. Anything new and interesting on yours?

well, try two weeks of nonstop housework. ;)

Nothing too exciting to report. Slept in my new room last night. Got a lot of packing and unpacking ahead of me.

Been there, believe me. When we renovated the house just shy of two years ago, it was a solid...well, heck, we aren't actually done. The landscaping is still a WIP.

It's got to be exciting for you, I'd imagine. Hopefully you'll have a good time with it ^^ I've redone my room like 3 times in the past two years. Not on the same scale as what you're doing, but it's the only remotely relatable experience I can think of atm ^^'

Haha, no worries. I'm watching stargate sg1.

You should look up "haven't met you yet" by Michael buble, then look up Russian unicorn.

Cool! I'm on season 5 of DS9 now. My God, Kira is frakin' hysterical these days! Her, Garak, and Gul Ducat have really evolved into great characters.

Cool. I counter with the first opening of Kannakuzi no Miko. That was the inspiration for Miko's character. The black haired one in the opening really helped. And Asuna was inspired by the blonde one. And it also inspired my SakuXAza story ^^

Hey, how about giving me a fic RQ to do? I owe you one, I think. Even if I don't, I'm feeling nice for some reason. lol.

Hmm... another hisayama or even a hisayu. The hisayu ones always are interesting. XD

Cool. Can do :)

I hope Holmes and Dax hook up in our co-op fic. I really do. lol.

I'll see what I can do. I could always do an RQ if you ask nicely enough. ;)

You know, it honestly didn't occur to me to ask. I was trying to think up something to make conversation, lol. But since you mentioned it- please? (I swear, I was not fishing for this outcome!)

I was watching some of my younger cousins play, and I watched this really obnoxious little kid who was bullying the others trip and take a header into the side of a kiddy pool. I freely admit I laughed. Am I a bad person?

(Seductive grin) I don't think you asked nicely enough. Try again?

XD no. Slightly sadistic maybe.

Ummm...pretty please? With sugar on top? (Wow, breaking out the stuff I haven't used since kindergarten!) ((Big hopeful smile))

It would have been funny no matter who did it. I hope I didn't give the impression I laughed because it was a kid? And I'm pretty sure I'm a masochist, not a sadist XD

(Takes a step closer and looks up from under her eyelashes) Not quiiite nice enough.

XD well, it IS possible to be both.

(Raises eyebrow, then takes off shirt) Please?

That's true. Maybe I'm both! Yuji is a masochist, and he's largely based on me, but I'm a sadist since I'm so mean to him, so... And Azami had to come from somewhere, lol.

(Smirks triumphantly, but crosses arms unimpressedly) I think a little more courtesy could be managed.

Well, everyone has many facets to their personality.

Oh? How about guiding me in the right direction? Are my pants in the way?

I suppose so. How would you describe yourself?

(Looks surprised, but quickly recovers) why, yes, I believe they are.

XD what a loaded question. I'm probably more sadistic than masochistic, if that's what you're asking.

Well then, how about doing something about them? Go ahead; make my day (wicked grin).
(Yep, my face is red now. XD)

lol, no, I meant in general. But that's okay too. You're pretty friendly for a sadist, lol. Then again, so am I, I guess.

(Returns your wicked grin with an even more wicked grin) Well, now. (Trails a few fingers across your bare chest down to the waist of your pants) Do they button, zip, or snap?

XD the funny thing is, in person I'm much more shy. Atupid inhibitions get in the way of me being myself.

Snap and zip. Quick and easy for your convenience.

I am, too. And I'm pretty shy online to begin with.

Well, how thoughtful of you. (Unsnaps and unzips in one quick motion, then briskly yanks them down to your ankles) Okay. You're going to have to remind me what the question was.

Oh, trust me, I know. XD

(blushing now, clearly anxious) Oh. Right. Um. Dax and Holmes. Can it happen? Please?

I suppose you do XD It's too bad it isn't like in manga, where the kind, hot girl finds the shy guy attractive because he doesn't act like a complete dick.

(Looks up, concerned) You seem tense.(slowly walks behind you, her fingers trailing on your bare shoulders) Is there anything I can do to ease some of that anxiety?

XD too bad. And teasing you is way too much fun to be legal.

Mmm...well, it doesn't seem fair if I'm the only one who has to take clothes off...


lol, really. I think it's because I'm so shy that I come across as unfriendly or something. That, and I certainly don't act my age. I act older, which is kinda lame. lol.

(Begins to massage your shoulders slowly) Well, feel free to strip me at your earliest convenience.

I wouldn't worry about it, if I were you. It makes you interesting and unique.

You know, I always thought it would be hot for a girl giving me a massage to suddenly be topless without me knowing...you know, so I could feel them against my back...
(lmao)

It also keeps me single and desperate XD

(Stops massaging you for a moment, and you hear the rustle of clothes being removed. Then continues massaging you, pressing her front against your back) How's that, then?

XD well, being single isn't all that bad... unless you're single.

Thanks :)

I'm doing better now that I've got my internet again ^^ I'll be on for the night in about an hour or so, if you'll be around. If not, no pressure ^^

I will! ^^

Hi again! So far, so good with my connection!

So, what have you been up to the past few days? Anything interesting? I've gotten some writing done, but that's about it. Oh, I wanted to ask you- in that last DS9 fic I did, was there anything you particularly liked about it?

Packing our apartment and registering for college! Lots of fun, exhausting stuff.

I know I said I was gonna be around, but I am totally wiped. My mom has been running me into the ground, having me start work at 8:30 am and stop at 10 every night. XD I'm sooo tired.

I dunno if I'll be on tomorrow, that's the "big move," but probably Monday I'll be all yours again!

That does sound like fun. I've never moved, so I don't really know what it's like.

That's okay ^^ I wound up doing other stuff as well. No rest for the weary.

Lol, I know you worded that statement that way on purpose. good one! You'd be so proud of me- I actually flirted in real life today! I managed to make solid eye contact (with a smile) with not one, but two girls! I'm kinda proud, lol.

XD that's called common courtesy.

For some, maybe! It was a major feat for me! lol

Lol baby steps, I guess. Moving up from just staring at them to staring and smiling. Good work! ;)

AND solid eye contact! I don't normally do that! And, and, I didn't get shy and look away. Multiple glances, quick smiles- the works! lol.

Oh, duh, before I forget, I updated 'Serving'.

I've been working until JUST now ;_; And technically I'm STILL not done. Got my college schedule, though. Kind of excited about that.

Cool! What are you taking, if you don't mind my asking?

Well, biology lecture and lab, English composition 1, us history 1, introduction to sociology, and college algebra. 17 hours of classes 0_o.

If you can pull it off, more power to you. I had to switch to a lighter course load almost immediately ^^;

How are things tonight?

Pretty good. Sleeping in the new house tonight. I forgot my pillow at the apartment though. (Facepalm)

How about you?

lol, well, there are worse things to forget.

Not bad, thank you ^^

I'm a little pent up, though, do tread carefully. ;)

Whatchu up to?

Sure thing ^^

Trying to relax a bit. Had a full day of babysitting my younger cousins at some party. I could swear I never had that boundless energy. It was too hot for that crap today. So I've been working on some more Serving, and toying around with a couple love one-shots. You?

! I totally forgot to read serving. Tomorrow, I guess. XD

Just chillin, texting friends.4 months until I get to see my best friends again... and Dylan, we can't forget! XD

Meh, no rush. It's not going anywhere. I'm a couple arcs ahead, and I still don't know how it'll end ^^'

I can partially relate. All my buddies are out of town. And, heck, a friend of mine who I was going to visit is going to be out of town during my visit! Thankfully, I have other stuff to do, so it's not a huge deal. Just kinda sucks.

apparently im still working on my internet connection. if im not around that's why

Haha, well It happens! How've you been?

True enough. I can understand where you're coming from, really.

Thanks. lol, a really naughty fic idea came to me earlier. I don't have it down on paper yet, so I can't share. But I promise I will when I do!

Uh-uh. No, you HAVE to share. (puts foot down)

Okay, okay. lol. I'll PM you the concept. 1 sec...

PM'ed. What do you think?

Wow, naughty! I think I permanently ruined you! XD

lol, you had help. A friend of mine was working on it before you came. But I think you cracked me. That, or being single with no prospects. Meh, one of the two. XD

Or both. xD Did you manage to type the scenario description without blushing?

Yes, but don't get excited. I blushed all day thinking about it before I typed up that bit. So it doesn't really count, lol.

Lmao. Two steps forward, one step back. xD

Yeah, more or less XD

I have a much sweeter scenario in mind, too. But mostly I want to revisit insane Yuji a bit, or maybe make another character similar to that.

Off the top of your head, how to picture Azami and Yuji's first time together?

Do you remember that one-shot you did a while back? I can't remember the name of it, but it was the YuAza pairing. That was absolutely perfect.

This one?

http://www.fanart-central.net/chapter-101054.html

And shame on you! You neglected one of my fics!

Yes that one! And no way! What did I neglect?

You neglected my Ikki Tousen fic! Shame on you!

jk. No pressure to read that one. Seriously. I like it for the simple reason that Yuji immediately gets the girl and doesn't suffer for it.

Lol I've been so busy this summer I've hardly had time for reading actual published books.

So what are you up to?

I've had the opposite problem. I've been reading too much or something. But then again, there are worse things, I suppose.

Not much at this point. Just winding down, getting ready to go to sleep (hopefully). I haven't been sleeping well for some reason. :/

How about you?

Trying to get my country radio station on my phone to work, and trying not to think about Dylan. XD. He's been all I can think about since Friday night.

More power to you, on both counts.

I think I'm going to call it a night. My thoughts are becoming more and more random. Have a good night!

lol, I bet you had a good time excusing that little mark! XD

Have a safe trip back.

My weekend is going alright, thank you. Not perfect, but not terrible, so I'll take it :)

Haha I told her my female friend bit me. That friend'a weird so she bought it. I really miss him now though. It'll be 4 months minimum before I get to see him again.

What's up?

lmao that's pretty handy, having a friend like that. It would be kinda hot to see...never mind. lol. Geez, you've really ruined me, haven't you?

Not much. Just wishing I could post more of that co-op fic I was doing with Andr28a. 'Insane' Yuji was such a fun character to work with. And it really sucks that I never got to say which girl got Yuji in the end.

How about you? Back home yet? Or still traveling?

Lmao well if it ever actually happens I'll have someone take a picture and I'll send it to you.

Gosh I miss him though. And he can kiss like nobody's business.

Well you could always do it anyway, as a separate story.

Still traveling, but I've got less than an hour to go.

lol, thanks. Please do.

Congrats on such a catch :)

Yeah, I guess. But I'll wait to see if he's cool with it. It doesn't seem right to just do it.

Cool. Had to be a long freakin' trip!

Lol well, he actually had me on my back. That's how close it got. XD

Well, maybe you'll shake him out of his writer's block.

Haha the plane ride was an hour, but the car ride is like, 5 hours.

Damn, nice! Sounds like you had a good trip, then.

Maybe. I'm hoping some of my other work will help inspire him. If nothing else, I'd like to wrap up all of my current series so I can work on some new stuff.

Well, that's not too bad, then.

Damn straight. I do regret not going through with it, though. I won't see him for another 4 months minimum. ;_;

Good idea.

Not bad at all compared to some of my other trips.

It'll all work out. You've at least got someone. Not being able to see him sucks, but the relationship exists. That's something.

I'm the type that hates traveling, but loves to go places, if that makes any sense. lol.

Well it's not a concrete relationship. We both told the other we really like each other, but the relationship itself hasn't been proclaimed.

Lol you're a weird one.

Details, details! Nah, it'll all work out. If you've gotten that far, you're 7/8 of the way there.

Yeah, I am. No hesitation in admitting it at all. lol.

Well, I hope you're right. 4 months... I may die.

Lol nothing wrong with that! I'm weird, myself. Most of my friends are too.

How do you feel about smoking?

If I haven't after 2 years of unrequited love...you'll be okay ;)

It's just a way of life ^^ Beats being 'normal'. Whatever that is.

I don't personally, but I have no problem with it.

You poor thing. Two years... T-T not helping!

True that!

Well, Dylan smokes Marlboro reds, an it makes him smell good. Or rathwr, it adds to his smell-goodness. Not to mention it didn't make his mouth taste bad at all. XD if you ever start smoking, that's the kind of cigarette I recommend.

The objecy of your affection knows you exist. lol, mine doesn't. But that's okay. I'm so over her! lmao. Well, I'm working on it, anyway. But in your case, if you went that far and came that close, it'll probably work out for you :) No joke.

Hmm, intersting. I thought about it, but only very occasionally for my anxiety. It's supposed to work wonders for that. But thank you for the tip ^^ Umm...let's see, what can I say in return? Um...oh! Miniskirts always work, especially if you, for some reason, feel the need to kick really high to show a guy how flexible you are!

Aww. Well, thanks. I hope you're right.

Lmao. I don't really do miniskirts. Skirts in general aren't my thing.

This is one of the few instances where I can be nearly 100% sure I'm right.

lol, well then, at least you got a totally useless male perspective on that! XD

Well would you still say that if I told you he was telling his friends that while we were behind that car, I gave him a blowjob? Even though I definitely did not.

Lol well thanks. xD

I would say he's probably being a normal guy and that you should just laugh it off. Then again, I'm not normal, so...lol.

Glad I could be of no help whatsoever! (lol, sounds like Hawkeye from MASH)

I just don't understand his logic here. Why bother lying about it when it'll probably happen later on? Well... why bother lying, period?

Well, I would guess it's an attempt to impress his friends. I admit, that would be much more impressive than a near miss. But then again, I'm not the type to kiss and tell anyway. (shrug) Probably some sort of flawed logic, or someone called him on it and asked what happened.

Well, we girls talk about EVERYTHING, so I guess I shouldn't make such a big deal of it. I really want to see him again.

Damn it, my internet connection is screwy tonight! Sorry! If I disappear, you know why.

My evening is okay. A little off. I don't know if I've got a cold or I'm lonely or what, lol. But not bad, thank you^^

And damn again! This is the fiftieth freakin' time I've had to screw around with my modem and router! It's getting really freakin' annoying!

On a side note- any questions about my latest DS9 fic? Did I make everything clear? I only ask because I've never tried to do a complex plot like that.

Good evening. How are you?