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Kyle: *the pile of dust blows away*

A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money.

She says that whatever lands inside the circle is for God, and whatever lands outside of the circle she keeps.

The redhead then draws a line, stands on it, and throws up all of her money. She said that whatever lands on the right side of the line is for God, and whatever lands on the left side she keeps.

The blonde throws up her money, and yells,"God, whatever you catch is yours, and whatever you don't I get to keep."

i hate religon

oh yeah! i have some on my profile

???:well bye then shorty

Kyle: See you later then *Gives him the Chaos Emerald, then turns to dust*

???: well... werent you leaving? youre short did you know that?

heh. good.

cliff jump

A blonde and a brunette both jumped off a cliff at the same time. Which made it to the ground first?

The brunette because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

Sorry. i have an obesstion with jokes

???:*smirks* heh your pretty ignorant

Kyle: Thats because....

Kyle: Oh.... *frowns*

???: its all heavenly crap