Dark_Alchemist

I'm sorry that's what my friends call it. (my friends are dorks) It's an inside joke! i guess i should not have put it on there...but its off now.

Well you can't get Pip from Kelsey either. xDD Um. I don't know any names that you could get Pip from. Besides I want to be Felix. Felix is a cool name. But yes, keep my last name because I love my last name. Beatrix's last name... Um... I don't know if I've ever figured one out. xD; I'll have to get back to you on that...

I'm going to Bombay for mum's birthday in about an hour, and right now she's on her phone, but I'll try and call you as soon as she's off.

Um. Yes. I forget what else I was going to say. I'm kind of tired. Well, considering I got up around eleven and went to sleep about five thirty, I'd say it's a bit understandable, but eh. Blehh. Did I tell you I drew August in a Scottish outfit? It was mostly an excuse to draw him in a skirt. A really, really short skirt. He pulls it off quite nicely, though. He has nice long legs. Except one leg is kind of wonky so don't look at it once you see it. I couldn't get it to go right. But his skirt won't blow up in a gust of wind (in the front, at least) because he's wearing a sporran. So no worries. He's also got bagpipes on, but since I don't believe in references it's a bit off. We'll pretend that it's a special kind of bagpipe. >_>;

Yep.

Your a very angry person aren't you? ^_^ But i don't have a problem with it i even have gay friends. I'm just uncomfortable drawing it. Why? i'm not really sure. sorry to have angered you.

i am doing a contest entry if you are intrested look at my profile until you get to the glitter words contest entry thanks,

~Kab

Okay, so, I drew the sad picture in coloured pencil so it's messy and scribbley, but I still like it. It's sad. I might explain it to you, assuming I can find a spoiler-free way to tell you what's going on. I mean, I can tell you what's going on, but the backstory is what makes it meaningful. And blehh. But it's sad. Because I know the backstory and that is what makes it depressing. See, I sympathise with Teacup. Did you know that he real name isn't Koryuu? She changed it. Fun fact. Oh, yeah, because the people in it are Teacup and her brother. Who I... Still don't have a name for. Because I'm kind of an idiot. But it's very ironic, the whole situation, for reasons I can't say. :D

Ohhhhh that would be so AWESOME. I could help think of plots! And stuff! And maybe and maybe and maybe I could draw a chapter heading! Because it would be fun! Only one, though, since I have no follow-through! But that's okay! Um. So. Name. Um... I'm thinking I kind of want to go with something like Felix, because I like that name, and since it's a boy's name it would be more understandable to go by Pip! Yes! :D Or not. Whatever. I'm excited about the prospect though yayyy.

It's getting light out. Goddammit. See what I mean? I'm tired at like eleven but I stay up all night anyway. Pfff. Blehh. And I'll look for the videos again tomorrow... I'll hopefully be able to find them again...

I have a picture in my head that I want to draw. And it would be kind of sad. Even though you don't know the gesture behind it. But it would be sad anyway. :D Why do I get ideas for sad things when I'm in a good mood? I was cackling like mad a few minutes ago! I've been watching funny Bleach dubs. They're very funny. Aizen was watching Legally Blonde. And Ulqui wouldn't stop saying 'trash'. He said it like a million times walking through a hall, and he was the only one in it. xDD

Anyway. I have to go draw now.

Watch until 2:18... Funniest joke ever.

Anyway. Yes. I want to draw, but at the same time I don't want to, except I do, but I don't. Because I'm lazy. And for a second I didn't know what to draw for your birthday but then I got to brainstorming and like ten seconds later I had a good idea. Because my brain works like that.

I'm bored too. I was thinking about calling about an hour ago, except I don't know where mum's phone is and I didn't want to wake up everyone at your house. Although surprisingly I've been getting up before noon the past couple of days. I've been going to bed earlier because I'm a pansy. Except it actually is nice to get a good night's sleep... At night. Like here, I just yawned. I'm tired! I mean, I can stay up late if I have the stimulus, but if I'm just sitting around I grow quite tired quite quickly. Rather annoying, really.

Okay, is it weird for me to like Lucifer? Because I do really like him. He's arrogant and vain and egotistical but he's really cool. In a weird way. Maybe it's like being fond of all of your children regardless of how stupid they are or something. Except I really don't like Crimson at all. He's a jerk. He's more than a jerk. And he's scary. If I were in the same room as him I'd run from it at the soonest available opportunity, which would hopefully be immediately. :D

But anyway. Um. I forget what else I was going to say. I think that for my mother's birthday I'm going to draw her a picture of a really hot guy. Our interests surprisingly similar, I know.

Yes... I'll see what I can do to hijack it. Because we NEED to see it opening night. And I'd really, really like to be dressed up, so we have to save time to look for costume stuff. There's a costume store somewhere I forget where but my dad knows so it's okay that sells... Costume stuff (surprisingly, i know!) and so I was thinking that we could look for something there, just to see if they potentially have Potter stuff. They probably won't but I'd rather look and be disappointed than not look and wonder. But anyway. Then we can go to Buffalo Exchange or Red Light or something to see if they have stuff. If worse comes to worst then we can improvise and make do. But I'd rather look. Yes. Even though I don't think we'll really find much. But also we can go to craft stores and shoot and find red and gold ribbon (since i'm assuming we'd both be gryffindors...) and alter some clothing. I have a grey sweat I could layer over a shirt, but it's cashmere and I'd really rather not sew into it... But if I have to, I can always take out the stitches later. And then we can find skirts or something and put ribbon on them. And then we'd need plain white collared shirts to go underneath. And tights and shoes. Which I'm sure we have. I think we should wear chucks or something because it would be funny. And not match. And then we can either wear cloaks or go without, depending on the weather... If our costumes are good enough we might not need them, and I have a feeling it will be hot. And then if we want to be nerds we can find hats and wands. Although I doubt we could wear our hats during the movie, seeing as it isn't proper movie theatre etiquite... Unless the seats were situated the way where the person's head in the seat in front of you is practically at your feet. Then we could wear them. And we have to have wands because otherwise how could we possibly do magic? In Harry Potter world at least.

Totally rambled right there. I have a habit of doing that. I'll try and call you tomorrow... Because we should hang out for a few days before the movie for said preparations. And such.

Oops. I totally left this hanging forever. I was watching Blackadder on YouTube... And Reefer Madness songs. My bad.

Nope, Lucifer isn't bisexual. He's pansexual. Which basically means he'll do anyone. Well, I guess what would be more fitting is beauty-sexual, because he'd do anyone so long as they were attractive. If he sees someone he thinks is hot, gender doesn't matter. He's kind of that way.

Yes, I didn't think that Shruikan would let Beatrix touch his wings, hence the last sentence. She'd want to, but she would respect Shruikan and not. She might be tempted from time to time but she would refrain. I like Beatrix. She's so cute. I also like how August describes her in my head. He says, "she's a very charming, polite, kind, demure young woman with a wicked streak a mile wide." And by that he means that she usually behaves very sweetly, but she's actually mischievous and tricky. For instance, August did something that annoyed her, and the next morning she made him coffee and left a note for him saying she was out somewhere; when he took a sip he promptly spat it out because she had dumped salt in it. (August hates salt.) He then realised that she had also mixed salt into all of the coffee he had left. And if August is addicted to anything, it's coffee. Or rather, he's addicted to the caffiene, because he has a hard time getting going in the morning without it. So he has to wait an hour, curled on the chaise, for Beatrix to get back. When she did she was all smiles because that's how she gets back at people. She's kind of scary in that respect because August says he could imagine her with a broad, delighted smile on her face as she gunned someone down. But she's not mean. She had gone out to buy August more coffee since she ruined what he had.

Fun facts are aplenty tonight, it would seem.

Tomorrow I need to see if Powell's has BZG3 stocked. Something tells me they won't. But I want to check anyway just in case.

Tomorrow is also mummy's birthday. I can't believe how close it is Deathly Hallows. The subjects seem unrelated I know. But I was thinking how it's July. And there are like. What. Fifteen days or something. Two fracken weeks! DDDD: Do not like! Do not like!

I'm going to do a bunch of people because I'm bored and I feel like it. First, Beatrix.

Tea or coffee?
Tea, with cream and sugar. Cream, at the very least.
favourite subject in school?
Something like creative writing or art.
Thoughts on poaching?
Bad. Poachers should be shot, in her opinion.
If she were to dye her hair, what colour?
White. Because it would look so different. Or green.
Colour contacts?
She wouldn't do a colour; more like, she'd get ones that made her puils look like slits.
What does she think will happen to her in the future?
She doesn't know. She's more of a 'one-day-at-a-time' type of person.
If she were dropped on a desert island with everything necesary to survival, and could chuse one non-crucial-to-survival item to bring with him, what would she bring?
Something like a signaling device to let people know where she was. Or, um, August.
Favourite mythological creature?
She would like kneazles. I could imagine her owning one.
Least favourite?
Something stupid like a flobberworm. (shaddup. it so counts as a mythological creature.) (heh, stole from August's)
If any, what wildlife does he like to observe?
She likes birds, so probably birds. But she's not really a wildlife person.
Favourite place he's travelled?
Paris or London.
Knowing what YOU currently know about the following persons, how would he first react were he to run into ...

Shadow?
She'd like him, I'd imagine.
the Phantom?
He's a bit mysterious. She'd not as patient as August and so she'd probably get annoyed if he were all smoke and mirrors.
Shruikan?
She would definitely like Shruikan, because he's generally awesome. And she would probably enjoy petting his wings, supposing he'd let her. Plus he reminds her of August, which she enjoys.
Astarael?
She would like him for the same reasons August would like him, but also because Astarael is a little more like her, probably, personality-wise.
Psyn?
She'd have a certain amount of empathy and/or pity for him, and thus her tolerance level would rise sufficiently.
Teacup?
They'd get along when Teacup wasn't emoing her brains out. But if she knew why Teacup was so emo she'd be very sympathetic.
Mr Strange?
She would probably like him. (Keep in mind that I'm still early in the book and so what I've read of Strange so far makes me like him... Opinion may change later, mind you.)
Sirius Black?
She'd like his mischievous streak, since she has one of her own.
Dumbleydore?
She would admire his intelligence, and they could have fun conversations.
a dementor?
Understandably, she would not really want to meet one at all.
Edaniel?
She'd be a bit wary of him.
Vinculus?
She could potentially like him, I s'pose.
Childermass?
Oh yes. She would like him.
the gentleman with the thistle-down hair?
He would not want to be admired by him, but he could get along with him.
Ary?
She'd be annoyed with her. Possibly quite quickly.
Hitler?
Same as pretty much everyone, it seems.
Norrington?
She would like him because he was cool, and because he ultimately sarificed himself to save the woman he loved. And because he's handsome. Though she wouldn't let August know that.
Bucket?
She would enjoy the fact that he drank tea so often, but otherwise would heartily dislike him because he's an idiot.
Jack Sparrow?
She would think he was the coolest thing on wheels and probably want to become a pirate and join his crew.
Norrell?
She would have no patience for his rudeness whatsoever, and would not like him.
the Raven King?
She would probably admire him for being awesome.
the queen of England?
Well, she would be respectful and courteous, but she would probably grow tired of always having to behave so properly.
Voldemort?
Yuck, creeper.
Rufus Scrimgeour?
He's a jerk out for his own agenda.
Cornelius Fudge?
Idiot.
Ichigo?
She'd like how he used his strength to protect those he cared about, and how he treated everyone as his equal, regardless of status.
Matsumoto?
They would get along, certainly.
Orihime?
Yes, she'd think Orihime was adorable.
Ukitake?
Who doesn't like Ukitake? HE'S SO AWESOME. (the perfect answer, it seems)
Aizen?
She would secretely think he was handsome. But she would hate him at the same time.
Ulquiorra?
She'd like to have a conversation with him to find out some things about him. He's a bit too passive for her liking, though.
Kitsune?
Think back to Phantom's answer. However, Bea is willing to give anyone a chance...
Edward Elric?
She'd think he was funny, and would admire the lengths he was willing to go to to save his brother.
Edward Cullen?
They would definitely get along. They have the same sense of humour.
Carlisle Cullen?
Oh, she would adore him.

Now let's do, uh... THERE IS A BABY GOAT ON TV AND IT'S CUTE. Um. Let's do... Lucifer. This will be fun.

Tea or coffee?
He doesn't care.
favourite subject in school?
He's never been to school. He's self-taught. And he's surprisingly intelligent.
Thoughts on poaching?
Doesn't care.
If he were to dye his hair, what colour?
He might be curious to see what he looked like as a blonde.
Colour contacts?
He likes his eyes the way they are, thank you.
What does she think will happen to her in the future?
He hopes that their goals will come to fruition.
If he were dropped on a desert island with everything necesary to survival, and could chuse one non-crucial-to-survival item to bring with him, what would he bring?
A mirror.
Favourite mythological creature?
Pheonixes are quite pretty.
Least favourite?
Anything ugly and/or stupid.
If any, what wildlife does he like to observe?
He doesn't like wildlife.
Favourite place he's travelled?
He would love Paris or Milan. Beautiful people, good fashion sense.
Knowing what YOU currently know about the following persons, how would he first react were he to run into ...

Shadow?
He'd like his hair.
the Phantom?
Again, with the hair.
Shruikan?
Oh, he would have a field day with Shruikan. The feathers, the hair, the tattoos. Plus he'd like the fact that Shruikan could drink.
Astarael?
Ehh... Astarael might be a bit too... I don't know, but Lucifer probably wouldn't like him.
Psyn?
Nope. He doesn't like kids.
Teacup?
He can tolerate her, but he doesn't particularly like her.
Mr Strange?
Probably not.
Sirius Black?
Yes. Sirius was handsome. And clever.
Dumbleydore?
He might like him because he was smart, and because he was cool for an old guy.
a dementor?
He wouldn't care. They wouldn't have much of an effect.
Edaniel?
He and Edaniel would get along so well. You have no idea. Except Lucifer would probably hit on him.
Vinculus?
Yuck, he's gross.
Childermass?
Potentially, yes.
the gentleman with the thistle-down hair?
They would get along splendidly.
Ary?
He would be annoyed with her.
Hitler?
He wouldn't care.
Norrington?
He'd like him because he was handsome.
Bucket?
He had nice fashion sense. They might get along.
Jack Sparrow?
Jack was handsome. They'd get along. Possibly.
Norrell?
No, never!
the Raven King?
The Raven King is handsome and dresses well (... i think). Yes.
the queen of England?
She has power to a certain extent, so possibly.
Voldemort?
He wouldn't care.
Rufus Scrimgeour?
Ehh.
Cornelius Fudge?
He'd despise him.
Ichigo?
Yes, he could get along with Ichigo.
Matsumoto?
They'd practically be best friends.
Orihime?
He would like her because she's pretty.
Ukitake?
Yes, his hair is pretty.
Aizen?
He's moderately attractive. Yes.
Ulquiorra?
Ehh... The potential's there, but...
Kitsune?
No. Probably not.
Edward Elric?
He would enjoy teasing him, does that count?
Edward Cullen?
Oh yes. Edward is very handsome.
Carlisle Cullen?
See above.

Lucifer = vain! :D I'd do Crimson, but it would just amount to him wanting to kill everyone he'd find annoying, so uh, it would be kind of pointless. Crimson really doesn't like anyone. Um. I was going to do Gwen but I'm hungry and I need food. Maybe later.