alchemest1

hey dude

I took myself off mine too. I felt like I was betraying myself, cheating my way to beating anxiety. I was more miserable. And yeah, chicks dig the cane. When I go visit my old high school, I always bring one along, because there are a lot of House fans, and I'll do an impression. People referred to me as "House" because I was so miserable at that school, lol.

Tsunade: So, what did they say?
Ekyt: Well, they barfed mostly...
Tsunade: WHAT? I'M STILL HOT! AREN'T I
Ekyt: How do I know? Can you still BE hot at, like 90?
Tsunade: You slept with me!
Ekyt: I don't remember that...did you drug me or something?
Tsunade: ...no, that would be illegal...
Ekyt: Oh...right...
(Akward Silence)
Tsunade: Ekyt...the baby is really Jiraiya's...
Ekyt: I KNEW IT! Wait...now I'm not...the father?
Tsunade: No...
Ekyt: :( Awww...crap.
Tsunade: Oh, don't make puppy eyes! That's cheating!
Ekyt: 00 Sorry...wait, wouldn't this whole thing be YOU cheating on Jiraiya? Or are you cheating on me? WHICH IS IT!
Tsunade: Um...if I give you the baby, will you shut up?
Ekyt: No...
Tsunade: Please
Ekyt: No...
Tsunade: C'mon, please?
Ekyt: No!
Tsunade: I'll make Sakura wear that mini-skirt and walk through the cherry blossoms!
Ekyt: Hey, what kind of pervert do you take me for?
Tsunade: A pervy samurai!
Ekyt: Well...yeah^^ Okay, deal!

lmao, wow, strange stuff. Anyway, I finished that fic and put it up.

http://www.fanart-central.net/chapter-76153.html

I completly understand if you don't want to/can't read it right away.

Anyway, I've got to go for tonight. Hopefully, I'll be on longer tomorrow. If anything comes up, leave me a PM, I'll check as early as I can. TTYL Amigo!

oookkkkkk

Well, I thought about the cane thing, for self-defense. Vicodin- no thanks. I don't like drugs when they're necessary, lol.

Ekyt: You're taking advantage of me!
Tsunade: So?
Ekyt: -_-' It's mean...
Tsunade: So?
Ekyt: (Cries)
Tsunade: (Rolls eyes) I'm sorry. But at least you get something out of this.
Ekyt: (sniffles, eyes wide) Really? What?
Tsunade: Tell everyone I had your baby and see what happens!
Ekyt: Okay^^

Outside...

Ekyt: Hey Lee! Tsunade had my baby!
Lee: OO'
Ekyt: Naruto! Granny Tsunade had my baby ^^
Nartuo: OO
Ekyt: Hey Sakura, Tsunade had my baby! But, you know, I'm still single, technically, you can still score with the captain of Team Kick-@$$...that's me, by the way.
Sakura's faces:
Part 1: 00
Part 2: >< (Barf)
Part 3: >:( (Really POed)

lln

I'm like House that way. I want to solve the puzzle and get the answer.

Tsunade: Okay, I'm leaving now.
Ekyt: No way.
Tsunade: Yup^^ TIme to go drink. I need the sauce!
Ekyt: I'm not changing it's diaper.
Tsunade: "It" is a little girl!
Ekyt: Actually, it's a boy! How much do you know about your own kid?!
Tsunade: Are you questioning me? ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME?! ARE YOU?!
Ekyt: YES! YES I AM!
Tsunade: Oh...okay then^^
Ekyt: Yeah...so, um, how did this happen again?
Tsunade: Didn't your parents ever tell you how baby-making works.
Ekyt: Well, I mean, I got the talk. What I'm referring to it...how the hell did it happen between you and me? I mean, you're like, a million years old, and I'm in..."The springtime of youth!" (Strikes Guy Pose)
Tsunade: (furious) You're dead! A million, huh?!

llm u guys are perverted

They might be, but it's still my nature to dislike any weakness about myself. Of course, then that stresses me out because I'll try to correct the impossible, lol.

Let's see, the story could be like this:
Tsunade: Ekyt!
Ekyt: Yes?
Tsunade: This is your son.
Ekyt: 0o' I...have a son...when did this happen?
Tsunade: Don't you remember? (insulted)
Ekyt: No...
Tsunade: -_-' Retard. Anyway, this is your son. So, raise him!
Ekyt: He's not mine...
Tsunade: Damn it, he's yours! I'm Hokage, I said so!
Ekyt: Okay, fine! (mutters: dog)
Tsunade: (angry) WHAT WAS THAT?!

And so on, lol.

lln wat kinda tv sows do u guys watch