Read this if you're bored...
Submitted September 11, 2006 Updated November 14, 2006 Status Incomplete | this is what you should read when you have nothing better to do. it used to be parodies of reality but that wasnt funny so i changed it....:T :P
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Chapters
Chapter 1 - Smart One
Submitted: September 11, 2006 • Updated: September 11, 2006
Word count: 1576 • Size: 8k • Comments: 2 • views: 324
Chapter 2 - The New Kid part 1
Submitted: September 11, 2006 • Updated: September 18, 2006
Word count: 878 • Size: 4k • Comments: 1 • views: 231
Chapter 3 - Authors Note
Submitted: September 12, 2006 • Updated: September 12, 2006
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Chapter 4 - The New Kid part 2
Submitted: September 13, 2006 • Updated: September 13, 2006
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Chapter 5 - The New Kid part 3
Submitted: September 14, 2006 • Updated: September 14, 2006
Word count: 372 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 191
Chapter 6 - KCORN!
Submitted: September 14, 2006 • Updated: September 14, 2006
Word count: 177 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 207
Chapter 7 - Zap
Submitted: September 15, 2006 • Updated: September 15, 2006
Word count: 588 • Size: 2k • Comments: 1 • views: 186
Chapter 8 - Ken and Barbie
Submitted: September 20, 2006 • Updated: September 20, 2006
Word count: 611 • Size: 3k • Comments: 0 • views: 205
Chapter 9 - What True Love is supposed to be like, sorta....
Submitted: September 21, 2006 • Updated: September 21, 2006
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Chapter 10 - What True love is supposed to be like. i think...
Submitted: September 21, 2006 • Updated: September 21, 2006
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Chapter 11 - What true love is supposed to be like...ornot
Submitted: September 21, 2006 • Updated: September 21, 2006
Word count: 95 • Size: <1k • Comments: 1 • views: 171
Chapter 12 - What true love is supposed to be like. really.
Submitted: September 23, 2006 • Updated: September 23, 2006
Word count: 1 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 195
Chapter 13 - dont let sis answer doors to op. sex
Submitted: September 24, 2006 • Updated: October 28, 2006
Word count: 419 • Size: 2k • Comments: 2 • views: 216
Chapter 14 - Grades Over Boys...or not,
Submitted: September 28, 2006 • Updated: September 28, 2006
Word count: 720 • Size: 3k • Comments: 0 • views: 197
Chapter 15 - Grades over Boys...or not, CONT.
Submitted: September 28, 2006 • Updated: September 28, 2006
Word count: 1317 • Size: 6k • Comments: 0 • views: 168
Chapter 16 - Don't Even Ask.
Submitted: September 28, 2006 • Updated: September 28, 2006
Word count: 370 • Size: 2k • Comments: 1 • views: 208
Chapter 17 - TAG is a wonderful thing.
Submitted: September 29, 2006 • Updated: October 5, 2006
Word count: 538 • Size: 2k • Comments: 0 • views: 202
Chapter 18 - o.O
Submitted: October 1, 2006 • Updated: October 1, 2006
Word count: 12 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 174
Chapter 19 - Forbidden (vague)
Submitted: October 1, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 573 • Size: 2k • Comments: 0 • views: 184
Chapter 20 - Grow Up (together)
Submitted: October 1, 2006 • Updated: October 1, 2006
Word count: 261 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 185
Chapter 21 - Whats Really Scary
Submitted: October 2, 2006 • Updated: October 2, 2006
Word count: 791 • Size: 4k • Comments: 0 • views: 184
Chapter 22 - 13 minutes in Hell
Submitted: October 3, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 1453 • Size: 7k • Comments: 0 • views: 218
Chapter 23 - Attempt to Scare
Submitted: October 4, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 215 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 193
Chapter 24 - Attempt to Scare 2 Backfire
Submitted: October 4, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 208 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 199
Chapter 25 - Random Kiss
Submitted: October 4, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 348 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 163
Chapter 26 - The 'Study' date
Submitted: October 4, 2006 • Updated: October 4, 2006
Word count: 25 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 169
Chapter 27 - K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
Submitted: October 4, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 205 • Size: 1k • Comments: 2 • views: 156
Chapter 28 - Guess What?
Submitted: October 5, 2006 • Updated: October 5, 2006
Word count: 121 • Size: <1k • Comments: 1 • views: 192
Chapter 29 - Just Look
Submitted: October 5, 2006 • Updated: October 5, 2006
Word count: 81 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 158
Chapter 30 - Code
Submitted: October 5, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 193 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 187
Chapter 31 - Run-ins in 6th grade
Submitted: October 5, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 220 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 164
Chapter 32 - Suclusion
Submitted: October 5, 2006 • Updated: October 5, 2006
Word count: 684 • Size: 3k • Comments: 0 • views: 180
Chapter 33 - 10 things you dont want to hear...
Submitted: October 6, 2006 • Updated: October 6, 2006
Word count: 270 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 170
Chapter 34 - OC Directery
Submitted: October 6, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 148 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 173
Chapter 35 - boo.
Submitted: October 7, 2006 • Updated: October 7, 2006
Word count: 15 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 132
Chapter 36 - Did you know...?
Submitted: October 7, 2006 • Updated: October 7, 2006
Word count: 15 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 159
Chapter 37 - BIG jump forward IMS
Submitted: October 7, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 868 • Size: 5k • Comments: 1 • views: 190
Chapter 38 - Fish Licence
Submitted: October 7, 2006 • Updated: October 7, 2006
Word count: 499 • Size: 2k • Comments: 0 • views: 170
Chapter 39 - Moving?
Submitted: October 7, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 311 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 148
Chapter 40 - Cozy
Submitted: October 7, 2006 • Updated: October 7, 2006
Word count: 377 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 154
Chapter 41 - i need a moment
Submitted: October 8, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 46 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 132
Chapter 42 - "Yes" in smarts and im pissed
Submitted: October 10, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
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Chapter 43 - What Happened?
Submitted: October 13, 2006 • Updated: October 13, 2006
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Chapter 44 - Babysitting P1
Submitted: October 14, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 573 • Size: 2k • Comments: 0 • views: 187
Chapter 45 - Ouch S:A POV:1
Submitted: October 16, 2006 • Updated: October 16, 2006
Word count: 494 • Size: 2k • Comments: 1 • views: 167
Chapter 46 - Babysitting P2
Submitted: October 16, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 423 • Size: 2k • Comments: 0 • views: 138
Chapter 47 - Draft
Submitted: October 17, 2006 • Updated: October 17, 2006
Word count: 565 • Size: 3k • Comments: 1 • views: 160
Chapter 48 - IMPORTANT AUTHORS NOTE
Submitted: October 17, 2006 • Updated: October 17, 2006
Word count: 542 • Size: 2k • Comments: 0 • views: 188
Chapter 49 - Monster Movie
Submitted: October 18, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 292 • Size: 1k • Comments: 1 • views: 165
Chapter 50 - PLAH: 1
Submitted: October 18, 2006 • Updated: October 18, 2006
Word count: 1182 • Size: 6k • Comments: 2 • views: 183
Chapter 51 - Dance Dance Revolution!!!
Submitted: October 18, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 236 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 136
Chapter 52 - fact....
Submitted: October 18, 2006 • Updated: October 18, 2006
Word count: 6 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 169
Chapter 53 - Alaena
Submitted: October 19, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 85 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 154
Chapter 54 - Lauren
Submitted: October 20, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 231 • Size: 1k • Comments: 1 • views: 178
Chapter 55 - Ping-Pong
Submitted: October 20, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 78 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 150
Chapter 56 - The power of young love...and i mean YOUNG
Submitted: October 20, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 1113 • Size: 5k • Comments: 1 • views: 208
Chapter 57 - Jargans back....
Submitted: October 20, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 2134 • Size: 10k • Comments: 1 • views: 185
Chapter 58 - Envy
Submitted: October 20, 2006 • Updated: October 23, 2006
Word count: 266 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 131
Chapter 59 - While You Where Sleeping,
Submitted: October 22, 2006 • Updated: October 23, 2006
Word count: 209 • Size: 1k • Comments: 1 • views: 157
Chapter 60 - BIG CHANGE PEOPLE HUGE!
Submitted: October 22, 2006 • Updated: October 22, 2006
Word count: 616 • Size: 3k • Comments: 1 • views: 165
Chapter 61 - The Wonderful Unforeseen
Submitted: October 23, 2006 • Updated: October 23, 2006
Word count: 1440 • Size: 7k • Comments: 1 • views: 205
Chapter 62 - Satins Pleasure....seem familiar???
Submitted: October 23, 2006 • Updated: October 23, 2006
Word count: 734 • Size: 3k • Comments: 1 • views: 178
Chapter 63 - ow thissucks
Submitted: October 26, 2006 • Updated: October 26, 2006
Word count: 47 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 169
Chapter 64 - surreal
Submitted: October 27, 2006 • Updated: October 27, 2006
Word count: 229 • Size: 1k • Comments: 1 • views: 169
Chapter 65 - peanuts
Submitted: October 28, 2006 • Updated: October 28, 2006
Word count: 107 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 162
Chapter 66 - reading under a tree
Submitted: October 29, 2006 • Updated: October 29, 2006
Word count: 1097 • Size: 6k • Comments: 1 • views: 186
Chapter 67 - poke
Submitted: November 1, 2006 • Updated: November 1, 2006
Word count: 102 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 148
Chapter 68 - 600!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted: November 3, 2006 • Updated: November 3, 2006
Word count: 32 • Size: <1k • Comments: 1 • views: 147
Chapter 69 - The Greater Generation
Submitted: November 5, 2006 • Updated: November 5, 2006
Word count: 534 • Size: 2k • Comments: 0 • views: 175
Chapter 70 - mistakes (2?)
Submitted: November 6, 2006 • Updated: November 6, 2006
Word count: 430 • Size: 2k • Comments: 2 • views: 165
Chapter 71 - ATTENTION ALL READERS!
Submitted: November 9, 2006 • Updated: November 9, 2006
Word count: 235 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 184
Chapter 72 - ATTENTION ALL READERS (again)
Submitted: November 9, 2006 • Updated: November 9, 2006
Word count: 11 • Size: <1k • Comments: 0 • views: 114
Chapter 73 - SUGAR/PERSON
Submitted: November 11, 2006 • Updated: November 11, 2006
Word count: 13 • Size: 1k • Comments: 0 • views: 164
Chapter 74 - im not gay because of this.
Submitted: November 11, 2006 • Updated: November 11, 2006
Word count: 551 • Size: 2k • Comments: 0 • views: 195
Chapter 75 - ATTENTION!2
Submitted: November 12, 2006 • Updated: November 12, 2006
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Chapter 76 - She's A Rebel
Submitted: November 12, 2006 • Updated: November 12, 2006
Word count: 764 • Size: 4k • Comments: 1 • views: 203
Chapter 77 - Its the song that never ends...
Submitted: November 14, 2006 • Updated: November 14, 2006
Word count: 880 • Size: 4k • Comments: 0 • views: 148
Comments
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jak-n-daxter203 on November 15, 2006, 1:17:08 AM
omfg i love this story! i live Shes a rebel by green day aswell! there my fave band! tis story rulesaxelishot on November 13, 2006, 6:34:48 AM
THIS IS GREAT!RedPaint on November 8, 2006, 5:21:20 AM
Oooh, good, strange in a way, but good.And a cliffhanger..I MUST know what happens! So yeah, I'm looking forward to reading more. n__n
maisloatt on November 8, 2006, 6:21:54 AM
huh, ya know, i hadnt really intended for a cliffy. but i guess i got one. ima get ta wrk on that now, or ima gonna procrastinate until i do. either way something is comming sooner or later.RedPaint on November 3, 2006, 11:11:45 AM
WOOO!! 6oo views! Ya know, now it's 602 as I'm writing this here comment..Congradulations!!!
maisloatt on November 3, 2006, 7:01:38 AM
no, you gotta wait because i have only one arm and i dont want the chapters to be too short.RedPaint on November 1, 2006, 5:58:50 AM
Awesome!! At first I thought changing to title to "Parodies of Reality" sounded too, I dunno...serious or something of the sort. But now I like it better, because the chapters have more to them now than earlier. So it all makes sense.Anyways, I loved this chapter! You did a great job with it..keep up the excellent work.
And Happy Halloween!! ..even though it's a day late. Hope you had fun trick-or-treating or relaxing or doing other fun stuff on one of THE best holidays ever.
RedPaint on October 27, 2006, 9:41:20 AM
Yay!! Typingness! Thanks for not letting RedPaint down, she appreciates it much. Haha, cliffhanger..oh well.Prevail with many typing errors!!!
..that made me laugh.
RedPaint on October 25, 2006, 8:14:21 AM
Yay RedPaint likes it!!..although it is a cliffhanger, but good job! I shall commense with reading more new stuff tomorrow.
Haha, I like the "I have my ways" part..it was funny.
White chocolate sounds so good right now..*throws virtual chocolate at the author* eat it nowww!
Oh, and by the way, in my last comment, I was calling all the people reading this story noobs EXCEPT for the author. So yah..just some clarification.
maisloatt on October 23, 2006, 3:23:05 PM
a peacock bun is when girls tie their hair like a pony tail only the third time they pull it throughhalf way, making a small bun , and when they have really long hair it fans out like peacock feathers at the back of their hair.RedPaint on October 23, 2006, 11:06:50 AM
..*comments* that twas a pretty threatening threat...hmm..and the name Maison is cool, I suppose it goes better with the story, and it's unique..colors are FUN! Ok enough of that for now..
And why does hardly anyone comment? I mean yeah, sure, I read short stories on here ALL the time and don't bother commenting..but that's because the story was really lame or I was really lazy. But for the NOOBS(besides the author) reading this, you should comment when people like, ask you to..
RedPaint on October 22, 2006, 6:59:52 AM
LOL, I like the ending..*throws you a tasty piece of cherry pie* Keep up the good, and funny, work!
RedPaint on October 20, 2006, 2:37:46 PM
Eeeek!! That bully seriously scares me..he's eviler than a bully, though.Even though it's not as happy, it's still really good!
lol, Irony..well I guess having a new comment everytime you logged in would be ironic because not very many people on this site DO comment...
RedPaint on October 20, 2006, 12:59:53 PM
o_0; That bully was like..the evilest bully I've ever heard of/read about, scary. And you were right, I do like it! Al and Laura are so brave, and cute because they're all kindergardeners(wow that's a long word) so they talk cute..*looks forward to reading the older version of this chapter, too*
You commenting back on my comments makes me more eager to comment..I just used "comment" three times...
That is all.
RedPaint on October 20, 2006, 12:04:19 PM
n___n This was funny and sweet! I really like the ending..*from the chapter Lauren*
maisloatt on October 18, 2006, 11:24:56 AM
i didnt mean to diss her. sorry christina i love your music!!!! (wtlistbl...ornot)maisloatt on October 18, 2006, 10:59:31 AM
clarinet is band isnt it? oh well. my bad.RedPaint on October 18, 2006, 9:06:44 AM
Haha, poor, poor Phil..I feel bad for him and at the same time extremely amused. Also..poor, poor Lauren..because she has a Phil on her leg..
o_0; Seeing horror movies does things to me..and I have a vivid imagination, so I tend to stay away from them.
*from the chapter Monster Movie* Although that could have been considered as obvious, oh well..
RedPaint on October 17, 2006, 10:39:33 AM
Wow, that's really touching..like it really actually WAS touching. You did a really good job at wording this, I can imagine it as if I were there.diva96 on October 16, 2006, 1:03:09 PM
vedy nice,i don't like DP but i liked the 1st chappie.(YAY NEW WORD!!!)maisloatt on October 16, 2006, 10:57:14 AM
i think that answered that question...RedPaint on October 7, 2006, 2:55:44 PM
Yay for IM chatroom chapters! n__n! Yeah..they're very fun to read. ALL OF YOU OTHER NOOBS READING THIS NEED TO COMMENT!!
I mean, jeez..
RedPaint on October 6, 2006, 11:54:33 AM
Oh my, AWESOME!! lol, and Philip the girl nickel was an inspiration..*commenting from the chapter Guess What?*
RedPaint on October 6, 2006, 8:35:21 AM
*gasp* The ending..the "girlfriend" ..so cruel x-x...*is commenting from the Don't Even Ask chapter**faves this story* It's great, I love all the randomness and little short stories. And the title of the story--O_o??? really interested me..because it's one of my favorite faces to make. Great job! You're good at writing random stuff, it cheers me up n__n
inuyasha_naruto_lover on October 5, 2006, 12:11:48 AM
hahaha!! that was hilarious! ^^maisloatt on October 5, 2006, 7:17:53 AM
thanks for the comments! glad ya liked it!inuyasha_naruto_lover on October 5, 2006, 12:10:48 AM
lol this one was hilarious! ^^maisloatt on October 4, 2006, 12:01:51 PM
that was funny. i think that was funny. what do you think?maisloatt on September 15, 2006, 11:22:27 AM
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE oh by the way. Mais didnt look. the name on her hand was Kwan if you were wondering.She has a BF thats why she wins. whereas i dont, i lose. wa.
maisloatt on September 14, 2006, 12:42:19 PM
one of these days.....maisloatt on September 11, 2006, 11:37:06 AM
PLEASE STAY TUNED